Category: Humor

A coloring book seance

Mr. CCB’s sister, J, takes the credit for today’s entry. This is one of those drawings which I could look at forever, due its intricate details– the mesh gloved hands; the multicolored smoke rising from the piano; the pale, wispy ghost of Cookie Monster rising from the inferno. If this doesn’t make you believe in spirits, nothing can.

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The Sultan on Crack

In between making evil schemes and smacking Iago around, Jafar supplements his vizier’s salary by doing a little dealing on the side.

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Suddenly, Aladdin makes a lot more sense. Why else would the Sultan be in such a hurry to marry Jasmine off? To cash in that sweet, sweet dowry and fund his drug habit. Drug paraphernalia is hard to come by, even for a sultan.

The many faces of pain

I have never seen Hercules, but every source I’ve talked to says it sucks, so I’m in no hurry to remedy this. Apparently, one of the mandatory Disney villain sidekicks is a little demon named Pain. This coloring page was originally one of those activities where you have to pick out the nonconformist from a police-style lineup. My take, however, is a graphic description of a few common maladies.

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I should totally be in charge of illustrating medical literature.